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GlitchSPANKR

📅 Oct 15, 2025
Mahelyk
TheClassifiedX
GlitchSPANKR is a comedy-driven narrative adventure full of secrets, chaos, minigames, and unexpected choices. Spank, spare, or smooch your way through a corrupted 90s game haunted by a lonely, unstable virus. Every level is different. Every choice matters. Your future is in your wiggly hand.
96.6Rating
0Content
48Achievements

About This Game

GlitchSPANKR is a adventure/casual game designed for single-player, developed by Mahelyk and TheClassifiedX and released in 2025. With an estimated 6,000 copies sold, it is considered a niche release on Steam. Community ratings across Steam average 96.6/100 — a exceptional reception overall. According to player data, the main story takes around 1.4 hours, with side content bringing that to 9.32 hours. Players commonly describe it as Comedy, Multiple Endings, Dynamic Narration, Choices Matter and Casual.

Media

User Reviews

96.6
Overall Score / 100
9.7/10
Steam (294 reviews)

Playtime Estimates

1.4h
🎯 Main Story
9.32h
⭐ Main + Sides
Based on 12 player submissions

DLCs (1)

GlitchSPANKR Original Soundtrack, Vol. 1 & 2
GlitchSPANKR Original Soundtrack, Vol. 1 & 2
Free

Game Information

Release Date
October 15, 2025
Developer
Mahelyk, TheClassifiedX
Publisher
Black Lantern Collective, TheClassifiedX
Platforms
Windows
Controller
Full Support
Price
$19.99

Analytics & Metrics

Copies Sold (VISE)
Low Data
VRI ScoreLearning
76
Hard to call the data is inconsistent at this point.
VISE (VORYTHIC Intelligent Sales Estimator) intelligent predictive model estimating the number of copies sold on Steam, based on community data analysis and purchase patterns.
VRI (Vorythic Recommendation Index) a single number indicating whether the game is worth your time. Built from game data, putting real players' opinions above progressive 'critics'.

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System Requirements

🪟 Windows
Minimum
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Quad-core Intel or AMD, 2.5 GHz or faster
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Directx 11 or 12 compatible graphics card
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
  • Sound Card: Yeah, you need this. Well only if you want to hear sounds.
Recommended
  • OS: Windows 11
  • Processor: Better than the minimum I suppose.
  • Memory: 16 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 2000-series card or better.
  • DirectX: Version 12
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
  • Sound Card: The minimum, but better?