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Behold the Kickmen

📅 Jul 20, 2017
Size Five Games
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
77.5Rating
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About This Game

Behold the Kickmen is a action/casual game designed for single-player, developed by Size Five Games and released in 2017. With an estimated 29,000 copies sold, it is considered a modest seller on Steam. Community ratings across Steam average 77.5/100 — a generally positive reception overall. According to player data, the main story takes around 3.3 hours, with side content bringing that to 4.79 hours, and a completionist run can reach 7.17 hours. Players commonly describe it as Action, Sports, Indie, Casual and Football (Soccer).

Game Information

Release Date
July 20, 2017
Developer
Size Five Games
Publisher
Size Five Games
Platforms
Windows, Mac
Price
$3.99

Analytics & Metrics

Copies Sold (VISE)
Low Data
VRI ScoreLearning
50
There is a real chance this game will fall short of expectations.
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System Requirements

🪟 Windows
🍎 Mac
Minimum
  • OS *: Windows 7 and up
  • Processor: 2.4Ghz
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce 8800 equivalent or higher
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
  • Sound Card: Yes
  • Additional Notes: If playing on a Laptop, please make sure it has a dedicated gfx card; on-board cards will struggle.
Minimum
  • OS: 10.12
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
  • Additional Notes: discreet GPU recommended