Behold the Kickmen
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
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About This Game
Behold the Kickmen is a action/casual game designed for single-player, developed by Size Five Games and released in 2017. With an estimated 29,000 copies sold, it is considered a modest seller on Steam. Community ratings across Steam average 77.5/100 — a generally positive reception overall. According to player data, the main story takes around 3.3 hours, with side content bringing that to 4.79 hours, and a completionist run can reach 7.17 hours. Players commonly describe it as Action, Sports, Indie, Casual and Football (Soccer).
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User Reviews
77.5
Overall Score / 100
7.7/10
Steam (524 reviews)
Playtime Estimates
3.3h
🎯 Main Story
4.79h
⭐ Main + Sides
7.17h
💯 Completionist
Based on 15 player submissions
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Game Information
Release Date
July 20, 2017
Developer
Size Five Games
Publisher
Size Five Games
Platforms
Windows, Mac
Price
$3.99
Analytics & Metrics
Copies Sold (VISE)
Low Data
VRI ScoreLearning
50
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System Requirements
🪟 Windows
🍎 Mac
Minimum
- OS *: Windows 7 and up
- Processor: 2.4Ghz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce 8800 equivalent or higher
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: Yes
- Additional Notes: If playing on a Laptop, please make sure it has a dedicated gfx card; on-board cards will struggle.
Minimum
- OS: 10.12
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Additional Notes: discreet GPU recommended
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