Priest Simulator: Vampire Show – Header Image

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show

📅 Dec 5, 2024
Asmodev
A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.
94.6Rating
0Content
26Achievements

About This Game

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is a action/adventure game designed for single-player, developed by Asmodev and released in 2024. With an estimated 26,000 copies sold, it is considered a modest seller on Steam. Community ratings across Steam average 94.6/100 — a exceptional reception overall. According to player data, the main story takes around 8.32 hours, with side content bringing that to 10.74 hours, and a completionist run can reach 14.95 hours. Players commonly describe it as Satire, Vampires, Shooter, Story Rich and Action.

Media

User Reviews

94.6
Overall Score / 100
9.5/10
Steam (904 reviews)

Playtime Estimates

8.32h
🎯 Main Story
10.74h
⭐ Main + Sides
14.95h
💯 Completionist
Based on 15 player submissions

DLCs (2)

Priest Simulator: Her Ghost DLC
Priest Simulator: Her Ghost DLC
$2.99
Vulgator (Priest Simulator OST)
Vulgator (Priest Simulator OST)
$7.99

Game Information

Release Date
December 5, 2024
Developer
Asmodev
Publisher
Ultimate Games S.A.
Platforms
Windows
Price
$19.99

Analytics & Metrics

Copies Sold (VISE)
Low Data
VRI ScoreLearning
77
Hard to call the data is inconsistent at this point.
VISE (VORYTHIC Intelligent Sales Estimator) intelligent predictive model estimating the number of copies sold on Steam, based on community data analysis and purchase patterns.
VRI (Vorythic Recommendation Index) a single number indicating whether the game is worth your time. Built from game data, putting real players' opinions above progressive 'critics'.

Get the Game

System Requirements

🪟 Windows
Minimum
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows® 7 64-bit
  • Processor: Intel i5, 6th gen (or equivalent)
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050Ti (or equivalent)
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 10 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX compatible
Recommended
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows® 10 64-bit or newer
  • Processor: Intel i5, 9th gen (or equivalent)
  • Memory: 16 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060 (or equivalent)
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 10 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX compatible