Not The Robots
You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
78.6Rating
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About This Game
Not The Robots is a action/indie game designed for single-player, developed by 2DArray and released in 2013. With an estimated 43,000 copies sold, it is considered a modest seller on Steam. Community ratings across Steam average 78.6/100 — a generally positive reception overall. According to player data, the main story takes around 2.41 hours, with side content bringing that to 5.26 hours, and a completionist run can reach 15.02 hours. Players commonly describe it as Indie, Strategy, Action, Action Roguelike and Stealth.
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User Reviews
78.6
Overall Score / 100
7.9/10
Steam (562 reviews)
Playtime Estimates
2.41h
🎯 Main Story
5.26h
⭐ Main + Sides
15.02h
💯 Completionist
Based on 15 player submissions
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Game Information
Release Date
December 12, 2013
Developer
2DArray
Publisher
tinyBuild
Platforms
Windows, Mac, Linux
Controller
Full Support
Price
$9.99
Analytics & Metrics
Copies Sold (VISE)
Low Data
VRI ScoreLearning
43
It reeks of mediocrity and probably not worth your time
VRI (Vorythic Recommendation Index) a single number indicating whether the game is worth your time. Built from game data, putting real players' opinions above progressive 'critics'.
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System Requirements
🪟 Windows
🍎 Mac
🐧 Linux
Minimum
- OS *: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8
- Processor: 1.5Ghz
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later
- DirectX: Version 7.0
- Storage: 300 MB available space
Minimum
- OS: Mac OS 10.5 or later
- Processor: 1.5Ghz
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later
- Storage: 300 MB available space
Minimum
- Processor: 1.5Ghz
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later
- Storage: 300 MB available space
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