The Procession to Calvary
Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.
97.6Rating
0Content
21Achievements
About This Game
The Procession to Calvary is a adventure/indie game designed for single-player, developed by Joe Richardson and released in 2020. With an estimated 37,000 copies sold, it is considered a modest seller on Steam. With 1.2k reviews on Steam, it stands as a game with a solid review base on Steam. Community ratings across Steam average 97.6/100 — a exceptional reception overall. According to player data, the main story takes around 2.52 hours, with side content bringing that to 2.86 hours, and a completionist run can reach 3.53 hours. Players commonly describe it as Dark Comedy, Medieval, Funny, Point & Click and Surreal.
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User Reviews
97.6
Overall Score / 100
9.8/10
Steam (1242 rev)
Playtime Estimates
2.52h
🎯 Main Story
2.86h
⭐ Main + Sides
3.53h
💯 Completionist
Based on 12 player submissions
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Game Information
Release Date
April 9, 2020
Developer
Joe Richardson
Publisher
Akupara Games
Platforms
Windows, Mac, Linux
Price
$9.99
Analytics & Metrics
Copies Sold (VISE)
37.4K
(29.9K - 44.9K) VRI ScoreLearning
85.1
Early data shows positive opinions outweighing the negative.
VRI (Vorythic Recommendation Index) a single number indicating whether the game is worth your time. Built from game data, putting real players' opinions above progressive 'critics'.
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Genres & Categories
Genres
Adventure
Indie
Categories
Single-player
Steam Achievements
Steam Trading Cards
Family Sharing
Tags
Dark Comedy
Medieval
Funny
Point & Click
Surreal
Indie
Female Protagonist
Story Rich
Puzzle
Comedy
Singleplayer
2D
Philosophical
Historical
Short
Violent
Gore
Adventure
Beautiful
Action
Supported Languages
Text Only
English
French
German
Spanish - Spain
Portuguese - Brazil
System Requirements
🪟 Windows
🍎 Mac
🐧 Linux
Minimum
Recommended
Minimum:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows XP
- Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
- Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Minimum:
- OS: Mac OSX 10.7
- Processor: 2 GHz CPU
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended:
- OS: Mac OS 10.11
- Processor: 2 GHz CPU
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Minimum:
- OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
- Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended:
- OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
- Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Storage: 1 GB available space