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The Procession to Calvary

📅 Apr 9, 2020
Joe Richardson
Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.
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About This Game

The Procession to Calvary is a adventure/indie game designed for single-player, developed by Joe Richardson and released in 2020. With an estimated 37,000 copies sold, it is considered a modest seller on Steam. With 1.2k reviews on Steam, it stands as a game with a solid review base on Steam. Community ratings across Steam average 97.6/100 — a exceptional reception overall. According to player data, the main story takes around 2.52 hours, with side content bringing that to 2.86 hours, and a completionist run can reach 3.53 hours. Players commonly describe it as Dark Comedy, Medieval, Funny, Point & Click and Surreal.

Game Information

Release Date
April 9, 2020
Developer
Joe Richardson
Publisher
Akupara Games
Platforms
Windows, Mac, Linux
Price
$9.99

Analytics & Metrics

Copies Sold (VISE)
37.4K
(29.9K - 44.9K)
VRI ScoreLearning
85
👍Early data shows positive opinions outweighing the negative.
VISE (VORYTHIC Intelligent Sales Estimator) intelligent predictive model estimating the number of copies sold on Steam, based on community data analysis and purchase patterns.
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System Requirements

🪟 Windows
🍎 Mac
🐧 Linux
Minimum
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows XP
  • Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
  • Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
Minimum
  • OS: Mac OSX 10.7
  • Processor: 2 GHz CPU
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended
  • OS: Mac OS 10.11
  • Processor: 2 GHz CPU
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
Minimum
  • OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
  • Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended
  • OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
  • Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Storage: 1 GB available space