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Total Simp Death

📅 Jun 17, 2026
FatCat
You're a waifu just trying to get by, eating burgers to get thicker. The simps keep coming but you have your trusty rocket launcher.
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About This Game

Total Simp Death is a action/indie game designed for single-player, developed by FatCat and released in 2026. With an estimated 3,000 copies sold, it is considered a niche release on Steam. Community ratings across Steam average 100.0/100 — a exceptional reception overall. Players commonly describe it as Action, Shooter, Shoot 'Em Up, Cartoony and Satire.

Game Information

Release Date
June 17, 2026
Developer
FatCat
Publisher
Cozy Retard Games
Platforms
Windows
Price
$1.00

Analytics & Metrics

Copies Sold (VISE)
Low Data
VRI ScoreLearning
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VISE (VORYTHIC Intelligent Sales Estimator) intelligent predictive model estimating the number of copies sold on Steam, based on community data analysis and purchase patterns.
VRI (Vorythic Recommendation Index) a single number indicating whether the game is worth your time. Built from game data, putting real players' opinions above progressive 'critics'.

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System Requirements

🪟 Windows
Minimum
  • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
  • Processor: Intel Core i3-8100 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 750 Ti / RX 560 / Intel UHD 630
  • DirectX: Version 12
  • Storage: 4 GB available space
Recommended
  • OS: Windows 10/11 64-bit
  • Processor: Intel Core i5 / Ryzen 5
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 1060 / RX 580
  • DirectX: Version 12
  • Storage: 4 GB available space