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HOLY GRAIL for DUMMIES

📅 May 8, 2026
Контора Оптимистов
doctor_hummer
HOLY GRAIL for DUMMIES is a colorful and absurd action-platformer about Buckethead, a hero past his prime, in a world that, let's be honest, has seen better days...
97.1Rating
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About This Game

HOLY GRAIL for DUMMIES is a action/indie game designed for single-player, developed by Контора Оптимистов and doctor_hummer and released in 2026. With an estimated 12,000 copies sold, it is considered a niche release on Steam. Community ratings across Steam average 97.1/100 — a exceptional reception overall. Players commonly describe it as 2D Platformer, Platformer, 2D, Singleplayer and Action.

Game Information

Release Date
May 8, 2026
Developer
Контора Оптимистов, doctor_hummer
Publisher
Emotional Bytes
Platforms
Windows
Controller
Full Support
Price
$9.99

Analytics & Metrics

Copies Sold (VISE)
Low Data
VRI ScoreLearning
76
Hard to call the data is inconsistent at this point.
VISE (VORYTHIC Intelligent Sales Estimator) intelligent predictive model estimating the number of copies sold on Steam, based on community data analysis and purchase patterns.
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System Requirements

🪟 Windows
Minimum
  • OS: Windows 10, 11.
  • Processor: 2GHz+
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 128MB
  • Storage: 400 MB available space
Recommended
  • OS: Windows 10, 11.
  • Processor: 2GHz+
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 512MB
  • Storage: 400 MB available space