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I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking

📅 Apr 8, 2026
Frog & Dove Games
Find hidden objects in famous paintings… then eat them. Decode bizarre cravings, rip chunks out of Renaissance masterpieces, and snack your way through art history like the absolute menace you are.
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About This Game

I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking is a adventure/casual game designed for single-player, developed by Frog & Dove Games and released in 2026. With an estimated 4,000 copies sold, it is considered a niche release on Steam. Community ratings across Steam average 100.0/100 — a exceptional reception overall. According to player data, the main story and side content take around 1.5 hours. Players commonly describe it as Adventure, Hidden Object, Puzzle, Point & Click and Collectathon.

Game Information

Release Date
April 8, 2026
Developer
Frog & Dove Games
Publisher
Frog & Dove Games
Platforms
Windows, Linux
Controller
Full Support
Price
$5.99

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System Requirements

🪟 Windows
🐧 Linux
Minimum
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: 10
  • Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-5200U CPU @ 2.20GHz (4CPUs)
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon R9 M275X
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 5 GB available space
Recommended
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Minimum
  • Storage: 5 GB available space